Cultivating Immortality Without Going Crazy Will Be Meaningless

Li Huang has crossed over.Good news: She is a beautiful woman.Bad news: He is a useless person who doesn't want to cultivate immortality.Worse news: Here, cultivating immortals emphasizes science.Worse news: To cultivate immortality, one needs to go to six in the morning.On the first day of crossing, I encountered the river east of thirty years.Don't deceive young people? Let's live for three years first.The next day, the golden finger did not appear.On the third day, the call system failed.On the the fourth day, there was no grandpa in the ring, let alone the luminous bottle.On the fifth day, the dog without a bald tail and the wicked Taoist did not come to the door.On the sixth day, the handsome and domineering male lead, Duojin, did not receive any distribution.On the seventh day, there were no vicious female villains.On the eighth day, Ms. Lei withdrew her leave request: Get back to class!Li, in the spirit of wearing everything, let's learn.The first class: After inhaling morning dew all morning, her lungs were moistened.Lesson 2: Iron Mouth tasted the oil fried bamboo shoots of the Meng family, and Li swore to uproot all the black and white bear family's bamboo shoots.Lesson 3: Niu Niu Princess, a master of refining tools, who is good at refining tools in suits? Refining tools still depends on the ox tendon!The fourth lesson: The top mount Maibahe vividly showcases what it means to celebrate the Chinese New Year with excitement.Lesson 5:... Li said that this immortal cannot be cultivated at all.The three principles of cultivating immortality in the Li family:Leave a blue stripe and the head will naturally come.Can beep (deceive), never take action (in case you can't beat).If firepower cannot cover it, then use the power of money - buy it!Li will fully inherit and supplement.If you have treasure, you must cut off your beard.Face should be put down appropriately.Everyone has come, make sure to take something with you.The above needs to be supplemented through practice.