God on the Sidelines

It was autumn of 1999, a year of change. Barcelona was on the verge of decline, the Galactic Empire was still in its infancy, the Bats were passionate, and Super Depor was asserting its dominance. In a small hotel in Catalonia, a strange entity was born. He indirectly created the cosmic team, but it was also his hand that destroyed it. He never directed training, publicly declaring that the coach's only responsibility was to lead the team to victory. He loved fine wine, delicious food, beautiful women, and above all, he loved leading the team to glory. He loved acerbic words, loved to ridicule, loved to attack others, and loved more than anything else to argue with everyone. He is Dick, an unprecedented presence in the world of football. Regarding the matter of his name and its pronunciation close to the word 'dick'... To well-meaning questions, Dick explained: “My name, if arranged according to European habits, means to overcome the enemy and win.” Facing malicious questions, Dick roared: “Eat my d*ck!” But for fans who loved him, they preferred to call Dick “God”. Yes, this is the story of a god on the sidelines.