They Insisted I Become the Emperor

I'm not being modest either, you see, a commoner like me, how could I possibly become emperor? What? You say I have an unusual appearance, that I am the Son of Heaven, the True Emperor? This is feudal superstition, okay? Ah, don't kneel down! Rebellion means beheading! Ah, officer, don't kill me! I was forced into this, I didn't really mean to rebel! Ah? Why are you kneeling down? You, a good official, don't want to be an official anymore, and now you want to follow me in rebellion? Gentlemen, do as you please, we're just passing by. Ah, no! Why are your knees so soft?