Why Is It the Condemnation Circle Again?

Accidentally obtained the 'comedy' system, a man cursed by PUBG. He spawns directly into the condemnation circle, washes his hair with the help of the bombardment zone, only has crossbows for resources, and vehicles are always low on fuel. Bombardment like the wind, always accompanies him. The road is long and only poison accompanies him. What? He spawns with a 98k, and every shot is a headshot? Can't I be scared! What? He spawns in the destined safe zone and shoots down airdrops? Can't I be scared! What, you say that it's so miserable, so cowardly, but you still can't help but want to joke? That's right! "Ding, comedy points +1, system activated!"